BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do
I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.
There’s a skeleton in that closet
The progression of video games in a few decades.
kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable