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nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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(Source: yovahkiin, via dapotatoflo)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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queentroyler:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

There’s a skeleton in that closet

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via dillontyler)

vogue-hearts:

kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.

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treesenpai:

clusters of buttercups and daises that look like speckles of fairy dust

(via dumbgay)

hathawaylane:

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

fgcu

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niazkillem:

panic-at-the-royalball:

niazkillem:

harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts

Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?

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(Source: stilezs, via dapotatoflo)